batcii:

how does one pat a pug their heads are like 95% face

astringofpearls:

I can’t fucking breathe right now

gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

bobbyisamazing98:

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

image

This is 100% accurate

semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

Tomorrow is another day
And you won't have to hide away.
You'll be a man, boy
But for now it's time to run, it's time to run.

classygabriel:

[ sam winchester voice] gabriel??? nah what a jerk what a— [ trips ] [ hundreds of thousands of photos of gabriel spill out of jacket ] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [ gathering them up frantically sweating ] listen i just listen fuck [ thousands of pictures of gabriel scatter across the floor ] shit fcuk im holding them for kali just listen

fiinnick:

As long as you can find yourself, you’ll never starve.” 

captainnaamerica:

faggoat:

the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend

bless j. k. rowling

emilyenrose:

potofsoup:

verysharpteeth:

serqeantbucky:

#UGH GOD UR NOT GOOD AT THIS ACTING THING STOP #OKAY BECAUSE STOP ACTING WITH YOUR EYES #YOUR ENTIRE BODY LANGUAGE SHOWS ASSASSIN BUT YOUR EYES SHOW SCARED CHILD HE’S STILL BUCKY IN HIS EYES #SHOVE A KNIFE UP MY ASS #IT’LL HURT LESS (norocket)

It kills me that there are moments when the Winter Soldier is doing stuff that he has the eyes of someone who DESPERATELY wants off the ride. I’m not sure how aware of anything he is internally, but there are moments his eyes look horrified, like something in there is aware and has no clue how to stop what’s happening. They’re too wide. Too startled. Like someone being forced to do something at gun point. He does it several times in this scene, and he does it when he catches the shield after shooting Fury.

This really makes me think of the thing that SebStan said about WS: that he isn’t empty, his mind is all over the place.

It’s one thing I noticed on my rewatch, which was exactly how much he remembered in the chair scene, when he’s like “But I knew him.” He flashed back to the train, being pulled through the snow, the experimentation, the arm. He wasn’t robbed of his memories, he was robbed of their significance. And so, he has nothing to focus on except the mission.

kick-ass-things:

Vikings tattoos By Peter Walrus Madsen, A Mash-Up Of Nordic Folk Art And Geometry.

via kickassthings.com

I can’t fly. I can’t, I can’t…

How do you know? Have you ever tried?

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

- The time of the Elves is over — my people are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we’ve gone? The Dwarves? They hide in their mountains seeking riches — they care nothing for the troubles of others.

- It is in Men that we must place our hope.